Trends that MUST go
You know how some fashion trends come in hot, then stick around way past their expiration date? Today, we’re shining the spotlight on five of the latest offenders.
Clear Plastic Heels
The Cinderella illusion… While these may look relatively cute for the first five minutes, the reality of fogged-up feet trapped in plastic is more horror movie than fairytale. No one asked for window-shopping access to other people’s toes. Plus, it’s nearly impossible to avoid the sweat-slide situation. They were fun, but let’s admit it: they look better on a display shelf than on our feet (even if they are Amina Muaddi.)
Mega Oversized Blazers
Blazers will forever be a staple, but somewhere along the line, they’ve grown to be the size of tents. The whole “I’m wearing my dad’s suit” vibe feels nostalgic but makes us look like kids trying on grown-up clothes for the first time. Plus, it’s hard to feel fabulous when the sleeves are swallowing your hands. Let’s keep the power in “power suit” and let these oversized blazers downsize back to, you know… our own size. This right is reserved for Hailey Bieber and Hailey Bieber only.
Denim Maxi Skirts
Ah, the denim maxi skirt: is it a jean, is it a gown, or is it just a weird, hybrid thing that drags through everything from rain puddles to escalators? These long, heavy skirts were cute in theory (kidding, they never were, I’m being nice,) but now, they’re giving “Little House on the Prairie meets department store dressing room.” These skirts deserve a nice retirement in the thrift store section, so let’s let them go gracefully.
Visible Thong Waistbands
Did we somehow stumble into a time machine headed straight for the early 2000s? While low-rise jeans are still cute, the visible thong waistband trend could have stayed in the past. If showing off your undergarments is a necessary part of the look, maybe it's not the ideal choice for, well, anything beyond a costume party. Let’s keep the nostalgia chic, not cheeky!
Jeans with Way Too Many Pockets (Cargos)
Alright, utility is great, but when your pants have more pockets than actual fabric, it’s time to reconsider. With all those oversized pockets, it’s like you’re hauling around camping gear in your pants! We’re talking parachute-sized pockets, so big you could lose your phone, keys, and probably your dignity somewhere in there. The cargo trend had its brief moment of maybe-this-could-be-cute, but that moment passed quickly. Now, it’s just fashion baggage in every sense.
Adidas Sambas
Listen, we all love a good Samba moment, but these have gone from “cool streetwear vibe” to “basic sneaker uniform.” The Samba is now as common as the pumpkin spice latte in fall, and the endless styling attempts are just… tired. (Can we suggest anything that isn’t on every single foot on every single street?)
Nike Air Jordans
Don’t get me wrong—Air Jordans are iconic, but every iconic thing has its limit. It’s not about style; it’s about saturation. These shoes have been in everyone’s rotation for so long that even the limited editions don’t feel exclusive anymore. Let’s retire them to sneakerhead collections and pull something else out for everyday wear. It’s time to let Jordans keep their legendary status by giving them a little more… breathing room.
HONORARY MENTIONS:
1. Y2K Butterfly Clips
These might look cute in a throwback post, but enough with the “I just raided Limited Too in 2003” energy. There’s something about these tiny plastic clips that feels like we’re all regressing back to middle school, and maybe we’re okay letting those days rest.
2. Patchwork Everything
It started as artsy, but now it’s as if your grandma’s quilt threw itself onto every piece of clothing. Patchwork is supposed to be unique, but when every piece looks like a DIY gone wrong, it’s time to retire the “art teacher chic” aesthetic.
3. Bucket Hats
Once reserved for fishermen and early 2000s hip-hop videos, bucket hats came back with a vengeance. But now, they’re starting to feel more “trying too hard” than “effortlessly cool.” You’re better off going for a wide-brim hat, or literally any other hat at this point.
4. Logomania
Logos, logos everywhere! It’s like every item of clothing is now a billboard. Subtle branding is cool, but when every square inch of your outfit is covered in logos, it goes from chic to tacky. No one needs to see that many designer names at once.
5. Platform Flip-Flops
Platform flip-flops are clunky and, frankly, terrifying to walk in. They might add height, but they also add the risk of rolling an ankle every time you step. Let’s leave the platforms to real shoes and let flip-flops be the simple summer staple they were meant to be.
13. Ribbed Bodysuits
The ribbed bodysuit has taken over, but at this point, it’s less of a “look” and more of a uniform. Do we all need to be walking around like identical ribbed, tucked-in clones? Probably not. Let’s mix it up with some tops that don’t require a full-body snap situation.
14. Square-Toed Shoes
A great square toe is bold, but now we’ve gone full square from boots to heels to sandals. Instead of looking edgy, it’s starting to feel more “cartoon block foot.” Let’s embrace more shapes—our toes deserve options.
15. Glitter Eyeshadow (in Daylight)
Glitter was a whole Y2K thing, but having sparkly eyelids at brunch or in a business meeting just feels…excessive. It’s fun at night, but during the day, it’s more “festival mishap” than “fashion-forward.” Less sparkle, more subtle shine, please.
16. Dramatically Oversized Hoodies
Big hoodies are cozy, but when they look like they could be a shared tent for three, we’ve hit the oversized tipping point. This style makes everyone look like they just got dumped and decided to live in an ex’s clothes for a week. We can keep the comfort without looking like we’re drowning.
